Rant of the Day

So I'm currently in Lincoln, Nebraska. I stayed in Omaha, NE last night, and the night before I was sleeping in a hotel in Des Moines, IA. I've noticed a recurring theme the last few nights and it's starting to bother me. The hotels I've been staying at are all decorated in Brown! Ick.... And not the warm, hearty brown either. It's the 'too many pork and beans' poop brown. Since when is a brown couch, a brown bed skirt, a brown chair and desk, etc. etc., been the preferd decorating scheme?? I'm no fashion expert or interior design guru, but brown? Seriously! It's kind of depressing sitting in a room that looks like dirts all over the place. That, and with the brown curtains and a cigarrette burn in the 'Non-Smoking' room's comforter, I feel like I need a shower. Unfortunately the whole bathroom is decorated in brown and I'm concerned the water may be brown too. ;) Atleast the walls are beige! oh wait, isn't that a form of brown? Also, I guess I could just try a different chain of hotel. Maybe I'll branch out and hit a Ramada or Comfort Inn next. We'll See.